so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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