yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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