you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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