can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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