its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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