White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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