I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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