...so i touched it.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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