I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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