Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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