they need to just BURY HIM!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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