your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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