did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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