whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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