Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
honey bunches of taint.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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