Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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