We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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