I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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