she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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