I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
