sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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