BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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