I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
