I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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