Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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