sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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