four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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