they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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