Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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