well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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