hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I cockslap morals
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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