the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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