actually, I'm a sock model
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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