How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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