Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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