just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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