this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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