Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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