WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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