And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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