Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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