I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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