wat bout pragnant strippers??
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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