in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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