im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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