anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
please come you make the beer taste better
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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