Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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