I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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