We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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