Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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