If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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