Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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