I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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