Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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